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Linux Is Addictive, I'm Hooked! Linux Quotes Collection

After a big break, Today,

I will be presenting collection of Linux related quotes,

1) In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished? (By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars).

2) This message was brought to you by Linux, the free unix.
Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
win-nt from the people who invented edlin
apples have meant trouble since eden
Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
(By mwikholm@at8.abo.fi, MaDsen Wikholm).

3) Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)

4)  linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste(ks @cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in ‘93)

5) `When you say “I wrote a program that crashed Windows”, people just stare at
you blankly and say “Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*”.’
(By Linus Torvalds).

6) “World domination. Fast.”
(By Linus Torvalds)

7) “…Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
the Ugly).”
(By Matt Welsh)

8) “Linux: the operating system with a CLUE… Command Line User Environment”.
(seen in a posting in comp.software.testing)

9)  *** mailing list about a kernel bug ***
I’m an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..”
(Linus Torvalds in response to a bug report.)
> I’m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
Disquieting …
(Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvalds’s mailing about a kernel bug.)
> I’m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
We need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortals
then.
(Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvalds’s mailing about a kernel bug.)
> I’m an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).
(Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds’s mailing about a kernel bug.)
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10) As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven’t even compiled this
kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
(Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3 on the linux-kernel mailing list.)
11) it’s a bird..
It’s a plane..
No, it’s KernelMan, faster than a speeding bullet, to your rescue.
Doing new kernel versions in under 5 seconds flat..
(Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27)

12) >Linux is not user-friendly.
It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
(Seen somewhere on the net.)

13) “How do you power off this machine?”
(Linus, when upgrading linux.cs.helsinki.fi, and after using the machine
for several months.)

14) Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter _what_ the
circumstances.
(Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list)
15) If Bill Gates is the Devil then Linus Torvalds must be the Messiah.
(Unknown source)

16) Vini, vidi, Linux!
(Unknown source)